Posted: September-27-2005 at 8:07am | IP Logged	Tweet

"Is this a bad idea? The folks at Sprint announced it is developing a TV cell phone. It will let you watch TV on your cell phone. They have the perfect name for it: 'Nine Dead in Interstate Pileup.'" --Jay Leno

Posted: September-27-2005 at 11:39am | IP Logged	Tweet

I'll Join In On This One...Hope This Makes Sense To You...

How Come It's A Penny For Your Thought, But You Always Have To Give Your Two Cents On It?  I Mean Somebody Is Making A Penny Profit Here.

Josh Estep #69

Posted: September-29-2005 at 10:07pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Always drink upstream from the herd..............

Posted: September-30-2005 at 8:37am | IP Logged	Tweet

Duct tape is sort of like the "Force"....... It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Posted: September-30-2005 at 11:06pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Posted: October-01-2005 at 11:28pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Posted: October-02-2005 at 11:01pm | IP Logged	Tweet

~Always remember you are unique.......... just like everyone else ~

Posted: October-04-2005 at 7:32pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Posted: October-04-2005 at 11:40pm | IP Logged	Tweet

~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump ~

Posted: October-05-2005 at 3:25pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Hey Y'all..............

You'll notice that I went back and edited the topic line for this thread to change it to "Thoughts for today" instead of the original "Thought for today".

I've been posting one every day and didn't want you guys to think that I was hogging the topic.  We can have as many thoughts for the day posted as anyone wants to post. I enjoy subjects like this......... gives us something to smile about and/or think about.

So, post your "thoughts".

Posted: October-06-2005 at 8:54am | IP Logged	Tweet

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Posted: October-06-2005 at 10:17pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Death is no more than passing from one room into another.
But there's a difference for me, you know.

Because in that other room I shall be able to see.

~Helen Keller~ (both blind and deaf from infancy)

Posted: October-07-2005 at 8:13am | IP Logged	Tweet

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Posted: October-07-2005 at 9:07am | IP Logged	Tweet

"If I were doing any better, I'd be twins!"

Thanks John Boy and Billy

Posted: October-07-2005 at 11:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Posted: October-08-2005 at 11:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I don't mind it when life throws me a curve --- It's the bean balls I can't stand!

~Frank and Ernest Comic Strip~

Posted: October-09-2005 at 6:54am | IP Logged	Tweet

         He who laughs last is always the slowest

 Heard this quote for Cindy Thursday when I was telling her about getting Josh's birthday present at Wal-Mart Wednesday.  He was wanting a hunting hut called the "Dog House" and they were sold out. The next hunting hut was called "The Out House". I told the saleman that Josh went from the Dog House to the Out House in less than 5 seconds. He looked at me with that deer-in-the-head light-look for a few seconds then "light bulb" came on and he went to laughing making a real funny laughing sound.  

Posted: October-09-2005 at 11:09pm | IP Logged	Tweet

If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should
sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven
composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.  He should sweep
streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause
to say, "Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well."

~Martin Luther King~

Posted: October-10-2005 at 11:25pm | IP Logged	Tweet

If you tell the truth.........

...........you won't have to remember what you said.

Posted: October-11-2005 at 7:43am | IP Logged	Tweet

Keep your friends close

And your enemies even closer

Posted: October-11-2005 at 12:51pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I've always liked this one:

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!"

Don't know who said it, but I kinda wish it would've been Coach Fulmer

Posted: October-11-2005 at 11:08pm | IP Logged	Tweet

If at first you don't succeed............

...........skydiving is not the sport for you.

Posted: October-12-2005 at 11:51pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The most wasted day of all is a day in which we have not laughed.

Posted: October-13-2005 at 6:33am | IP Logged	Tweet

"dying sure is a funny way of making a living."

That is a very loose quote from Clint eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wells. The best western ever!!!!!!!

Posted: October-15-2005 at 1:35am | IP Logged	Tweet

Words that soak in your ears are whispered.......not yelled.

Posted: October-15-2005 at 3:25am | IP Logged	Tweet

Do not wait for leaders;
do it alone
person to person.

~Mother Theresa~

Posted: October-15-2005 at 11:34pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

Posted: October-16-2005 at 11:48pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Don't be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Posted: October-17-2005 at 11:14pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Money will buy a fine dog...........

but, only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Posted: October-18-2005 at 6:48am | IP Logged	Tweet

This is one from one of my daugthers many Basketball tees.

Pain is just WEAKNESS leaving the body!!!!!!!!

Posted: October-18-2005 at 11:09pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Why is it that at class reunions you feel so much younger than everyone else looks?

Posted: October-20-2005 at 6:15pm | IP Logged	Tweet

~ Scratch a dog and you have found a permanent job. ~

Posted: October-20-2005 at 7:10pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Ain't that a fact.lol

Posted: October-20-2005 at 11:38pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Think about this.......

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

Posted: October-21-2005 at 6:47am | IP Logged	Tweet

Herad this one at a rodeo in Castlewood years ago:

Birds fly high in the sky,

Drop white-wash in my eye,

Boy, I'm glad bulls don't fly!!!!

This was from a rodeo clown just a few minutes before the bull found him!! 

Posted: October-21-2005 at 4:41pm | IP Logged	Tweet

There are worse things than getting a phone call at 4:00 a.m. that turns out to be a wrong number............ It could have been a right number.

Posted: October-23-2005 at 10:26am | IP Logged	Tweet

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Posted: October-23-2005 at 11:50pm | IP Logged	Tweet

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

* When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

* Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstacy.

* Let others know when they have invaded your territory.

* Take naps.

* Stretch before rising.

* Run, romp and play daily.

* Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

* On warm days, take the time to lie on your back in the grass.

* On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

* Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

* Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

* Be loyal.

* If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

Posted: October-24-2005 at 11:19pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Posted: October-25-2005 at 1:03pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Don't pee on my leg

And then try to tell me it is raining!!

    ~Heard this one again on Judge Judy yesterday~

Posted: October-26-2005 at 1:12am | IP Logged	Tweet

Americans should be ashamed.

We've eaten so many billions of Buffalo wings
that many kids today

...have never seen a buffalo fly.

~A comment in the Atlanta Constitution newspaper~

Posted: October-26-2005 at 5:02pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Stress...........

Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realize that you haven't been asleep yet.

Posted: October-26-2005 at 5:58pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I think I can remember this:

Stress: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to kick the living poopie out of some poopie-hole who desperately needs it

Remembered that one from years gone by, lol. I think it was on the wall at every service station in the southeastern U.S. at one time.

Posted: October-27-2005 at 12:36pm | IP Logged	Tweet

It's always darkest before the dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it...............