Posted: February-18-2006 at 8:15am | IP Logged	Tweet

Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
~Ralph Marston~

Posted: February-18-2006 at 11:32pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Young men know the rules, but old men know the exceptions.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

Posted: February-19-2006 at 7:22pm | IP Logged	Tweet

There are exceptions to ever rule. 

~~~Heard this one all my life~~~

Posted: February-19-2006 at 11:40pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

~ Billy Sunday ~

Posted: February-20-2006 at 2:54pm | IP Logged	Tweet

 Don't worry if other people can't see your goal,
as long as you have a good plan to get there.

- from MountainWings.com -

Posted: February-21-2006 at 1:00am | IP Logged	Tweet

Whoever has the gold makes all the rules.

~ Author Unknown ~

(but, is just about the entire text of the rules for an upcoming area event)

Posted: February-23-2006 at 12:40am | IP Logged	Tweet

Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise:

and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

[Proverbs 17:28]

Posted: February-23-2006 at 11:27pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I often regret that I have spoken;

never that I have been silent.

~ Publilius Syrus, 1st Century Roman Writer ~

Posted: February-24-2006 at 11:42pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I get by with a little help from my friends

- John Lennon -

Posted: February-26-2006 at 1:28am | IP Logged	Tweet

The key to getting everything you want is

to never put all your begs in one ask-it!

Posted: February-27-2006 at 12:59am | IP Logged	Tweet

Practice doesn't necessarily make you perfect but it will most
likely make you better than those who don't practice.

~ MountainWings.com ~

Posted: February-28-2006 at 12:25am | IP Logged	Tweet

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house.

I never slept alone until after I was married.

~ Lewis Grizzard ~

Posted: February-28-2006 at 12:30am | IP Logged	Tweet

The test of a real comedian is

whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Posted: February-28-2006 at 12:51am | IP Logged	Tweet

I'm living so far beyond my income

that we may almost be said to be living apart.

~ e.e.cummings, American Poet ~

Posted: February-28-2006 at 1:16pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Speed racer you need to take these and put in racing pictures that display when these quotes are appropriate and make a calendar.

Posted: March-01-2006 at 11:20am | IP Logged	Tweet

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated

than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

~ Thomas Jefferson ~

Posted: March-01-2006 at 5:22pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"I found myself utterly depressed the other day and spent the entire afternoon listening to Celine Dion records... at least that's what I thought I was doing.  Turns out the cat had just fallen into the dryer and was trying to get out."

--Julian Clary

Posted: March-03-2006 at 12:16am | IP Logged	Tweet

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

~ Farrah Fawcette ~

Posted: March-04-2006 at 12:55am | IP Logged	Tweet

All that I have seen teaches me

to trust the Creator for all I have not seen.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

Posted: March-04-2006 at 3:40am | IP Logged	Tweet

"Sometimes it feels like there is justice in the world."

- Matt Kenseth, after winning Sunday's Auto Club 500 at California on a day Tony Stewart finished last with an engine failure. Stewart ran Kenseth off the track and sent him to a 15th-place finish a week earlier at Daytona.

Posted: March-05-2006 at 12:00am | IP Logged	Tweet

I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything.

~ Snoopy (Peanuts Cartoon)~

Posted: March-05-2006 at 1:38am | IP Logged	Tweet

The best prophet of the future is the past.
~Author Unknown~

Posted: March-05-2006 at 7:47pm | IP Logged	Tweet

BUCKLE UP ... It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your vehicle.

-Bumper Sticker-

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once!

Posted: March-05-2006 at 11:14pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Many a man owes his success to his first wife

and his second wife to his success.

~ Jim Backus ~

Posted: March-06-2006 at 9:29pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours,

and make sure that they are not the same hours.

~ T. Boone Pickens ~

Posted: March-07-2006 at 9:45pm | IP Logged	Tweet

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

~ Carl Sandburg ~

Posted: March-08-2006 at 1:37am | IP Logged	Tweet

Laughs From Actual Employee Performance Evaluations
============================================

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember,
it could have been worse.  These are actual quotes taken from
federal government employee performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom
   and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more
   of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like
   a rat in a trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change
   feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
   to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the
   better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it
    all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary
    ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the
    other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
    isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out
    looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
    week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get
    change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only
    gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Posted: March-08-2006 at 11:58pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

~ Jonathan Winters ~

Posted: March-10-2006 at 8:02am | IP Logged	Tweet

Some friends play at friendship,

but a true friend sticks closer than one's nearest kin.

[Proverbs 18:24]

Posted: March-11-2006 at 12:16am | IP Logged	Tweet

Don't force it... get a bigger hammer.

Posted: March-11-2006 at 12:36pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and giving Fido only two of them."

Quote in Progressive Farmer magazine by Phil Pastoret

Posted: March-11-2006 at 11:41pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Study the past, if you would divine the future.

~ Confucius ~

Posted: March-12-2006 at 11:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The worst thing that happens to you

may be the best thing for you

if you don't let it get the best of you.

~ Will Rogers ~

Posted: March-13-2006 at 11:57pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

As you grow older it will avoid you.

~ Joey Adams ~

Posted: March-15-2006 at 12:05am | IP Logged	Tweet

Nobody remembers who finished second

but the guy who finished second.

= Bobby Unser = 

Posted: March-15-2006 at 1:02am | IP Logged	Tweet

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to
time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer
a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him
or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.  "A normal person would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."

"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug ...
Do you want a room with or without a view?"

Posted: March-16-2006 at 12:23am | IP Logged	Tweet

Live daringly, boldly, fearlessly.

Taste the relish to be found in competition

-- in having put forth the best within you

~ Henry J. Kaiser ~

Posted: March-18-2006 at 12:54am | IP Logged	Tweet

Honor lies in honest toil.

~Grover Cleveland~

Posted: March-19-2006 at 4:34pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Before beginning, plan carefully.

~ Marcus Cicero, Roman Orator & Politician ~

Posted: March-20-2006 at 12:21am | IP Logged	Tweet

It is not best that we all should think alike,

it is differences of opinion that make horse races.

~ Mark Twain ~ 

Posted: March-21-2006 at 7:25am | IP Logged	Tweet

An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.

~ Romanian Proverb ~

Posted: March-22-2006 at 12:35am | IP Logged	Tweet

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate,

now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

~ Will Rogers ~

Posted: March-23-2006 at 8:36am | IP Logged	Tweet

RE: 

Hey guys, it pains me to say this. But here goes:

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Now RW you know this would get another comment and from me. lol   Yes - there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece but when the rough draft is perfect - it's a done deal.  <GRIN>  lol And you know we put the "multi"- in tasking. lol lol   

Posted: March-23-2006 at 9:21am | IP Logged	Tweet

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
~Benjamin Franklin~

Posted: March-25-2006 at 5:32am | IP Logged	Tweet

Because you don't believe it,

understand it or agree with it,

makes it no less true.

~ MountainWings.com ~