Posted: July-22-2005 at 5:05pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Don't make the same mistake twice seems to indicate three mistakes, doesn't it? First you make the mistake. Then you make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice. If you simply say, 'Don't make the same mistake', you'll avoid the first mistake, won't you?" --George Carlin 

Posted: July-25-2005 at 6:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Carlin was one of my favs too until he brought his leftist, extremest "humor" into the mix.

I heard he's changed his ways, but don't really know for sure. I just wish he'd either get back into an argument with his Rice Krispies or find a place for his stuff and drop the nutty political viewpoints.

Posted: July-25-2005 at 7:29pm | IP Logged	Tweet

I agree with you on that BugMan!

Carlin has been one of the funniest and wittiest people in show business for many years, but his extremist political views have been big negatives in the later years of his career. I like his old humor, from 25 years ago. 

One of my all time favorite Carlin routines was "A Place for My Stuff". (Obviously it was one of yours too, huh?)

Posted: July-26-2005 at 9:49pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 30s." (Unknown)

Posted: July-28-2005 at 12:22pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Ain't that the truth RW!?!   

And my thought for the day is:

Some of your friends.......and some of your enemies......aren't.

Posted: July-31-2005 at 1:39am | IP Logged	Tweet

"Chance favors only the prepared mind."

~Louis Pasteur~

Posted: July-31-2005 at 10:26am | IP Logged	Tweet

"I never met a man I didn't like"

                       Will Rogers

...of course Will Rogers never met Steve Spurrier

Posted: August-02-2005 at 12:20pm | IP Logged	Tweet

It is never too soon to do a kindness.......

........because you never know how soon it will be too late.

Posted: August-03-2005 at 4:37am | IP Logged	Tweet

Some days you're the dog.....

Some days you're the fire hydrant....

Posted: August-08-2005 at 4:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The only two things that makes life worth living, are guitars tuned good and firm feeling women. It's time to get back to the basics of life.

Waylon Jennings.

Posted: August-10-2005 at 3:34am | IP Logged	Tweet

Hey guys, it pains me to say this. But here goes:

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Posted: August-15-2005 at 2:23am | IP Logged	Tweet

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30-cents?

Posted: August-16-2005 at 4:49pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Don't worry; the only person to ever get all their work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.  

Posted: August-16-2005 at 7:11pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Had to pass this one one simply because it is so cute............

A father and his young daugther were driving down the highway. As they drove the little girl occupied herself by listening to one of her dad's old cassette tapes, a Simon and Garfunkel tape. The little girl listened attentively to the words, and when the song ended, she asked her dad, "Well, did he?"

The father asked, "Did he what?"

"Did Parsley save Rosemary in time?", she asked.

Posted: August-16-2005 at 9:34pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Yesterday is History

           BUT

Tomorrow is still a Mystery..........

Posted: August-17-2005 at 2:57am | IP Logged	Tweet

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Posted: August-18-2005 at 1:17am | IP Logged	Tweet

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
~Theodore Roosevelt~

Posted: August-19-2005 at 12:30am | IP Logged	Tweet

"You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're
just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at
the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

~Comedian Steven Wright~

Posted: August-20-2005 at 1:30am | IP Logged	Tweet

So don't worry about tomorrow,
for tomorrow will bring its own worries.

Today's trouble is enough for today.

~Matthew Chapter 6 Verse 34 NLT~

Posted: August-20-2005 at 8:56am | IP Logged	Tweet

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Yogi Berra~

Posted: August-22-2005 at 8:41am | IP Logged	Tweet

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

~Robert Schuller~

Posted: August-25-2005 at 6:47am | IP Logged	Tweet

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.  ~Charles Schultz ~

Posted: August-25-2005 at 2:06pm | IP Logged	Tweet

It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder

Than to open it and remove all doubt.

Posted: August-25-2005 at 8:18pm | IP Logged	Tweet

A friend is more valuable than a fortune.

Posted: August-27-2005 at 10:26am | IP Logged	Tweet

The last step out of here

...is the first step into there.

Posted: August-30-2005 at 10:45pm | IP Logged	Tweet

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything that a man might say after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Posted: August-31-2005 at 7:04pm | IP Logged	Tweet

A stranger is a friend that you haven't met yet.

          Uncle Jesse-Dukes of Hazard

Posted: September-01-2005 at 8:16am | IP Logged	Tweet

“Everything is made of light; everything is alive. The Great Mystery of life has little to do with intelligence. The universe is not an intellectual process. The intellect is helpful; but our hearts are the wiser part of ourselves.”

Posted: September-01-2005 at 11:20pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing  at  the right
  time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the  tempting moment.

Posted: September-11-2005 at 9:06am | IP Logged	Tweet

It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men
who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides
the greatest injury to others.

It is from among such individuals
that all human failures spring.


~from the book "What Life Should Mean to You" by Alfred Adler~

Posted: September-15-2005 at 1:13am | IP Logged	Tweet

"It is the man who does not want to express an opinion
whose opinion I want."
-Abraham Lincoln~

Posted: September-16-2005 at 7:47am | IP Logged	Tweet

"Some folks are wise and some are otherwise."

Posted: September-16-2005 at 6:58pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Of all things great and small

A child's laugh is best of all!!!

Posted: September-17-2005 at 2:36am | IP Logged	Tweet

James K wrote: After the last 2 days I have had at work here at DSS. If you have kids hug them and make sure they know you love them. If you don't have kids make sure you hug you dog or cat.

Hey "James K," I'm sure you do have some rough days in your job. You and everyone in that field are to be thanked for the work you perform.

Posted: September-17-2005 at 8:24am | IP Logged	Tweet

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law,
but the operation of a higher law.

Posted: September-25-2005 at 12:10pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Good habits result from resisting temptation.

~Ancient Proverb~

Posted: September-26-2005 at 8:33am | IP Logged	Tweet

"I do not know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to
please everyone." - Bill Cosby