Posted: October-27-2005 at 12:50pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Oh God, thy sea is so great, and my boat is so small."

(from a plaque which sat on the desk of President John F. Kennedy)

Posted: October-27-2005 at 3:48pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Received this one in an e-mail from WOOWOO this afternoon...........

This is a GOOD one!

"Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

How true!

Posted: October-27-2005 at 8:23pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Hey JK........... Most likely.

Posted: October-27-2005 at 9:45pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Alright you two!!   

Posted: October-28-2005 at 10:08pm | IP Logged	Tweet

There are two theories on arguing with women. Neither one works.

Posted: October-29-2005 at 12:28am | IP Logged	Tweet

Some days you are the windshield.....

Some days you are the bug.

Posted: October-29-2005 at 8:25am | IP Logged	Tweet

That's funny "James K." Just yesterday afternoon someone I was with, she and I were discussing (arguing) something.

I said, "Oh, excuse me for being wrong. Are you always right Ms Know-It-All?" And her reply was, "Pretty much so, but I'm sure you already knew that."

I can't type what I said to her. LOL LOL LOL

Anyway.....................

"What disease did cured ham actually have?"

Posted: October-30-2005 at 7:52am | IP Logged	Tweet

There are no new sins.

The old ones just get more publicity..........

Posted: October-30-2005 at 5:41pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Another one of my favorites with dealing with women.

There are only two rules a man needs to know when dealing with women.

Rule #1. A women is always right.

Rule #2. When in doubt refer to rule #1!!!!!!!

Posted: October-30-2005 at 9:40pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Friends Are Like Holidays, You Can Never Have Enough.

Josh Estep #69

Posted: November-02-2005 at 7:50am | IP Logged	Tweet

Borborygmus
============

You know what it is.

Most likely you've experienced it within the last few days.

It's one of those things that you know, but you don't know the
technical name for it.

It's called borborygmus.

That's pronounced bor-bo-rig-mus.

So what exactly is borborygmus?

It's a condition of the stomach and intestines.
It's not serious enough to keep you from work; but if you do
happen to miss work for some other reason, you can truthfully
say that you've had a bad case of borborygmus lately.

People won't know what it is and will most likely be too
embarassed to ask.  They might also move back slightly.

This isn't super inspirational.  Actually it's not inspirational
at all, but you will get the smug feeling that you know
something that 99% of the population doesn't.

The next time you see some smart aleck rattling on about
something they are an expert in, ask them have they had an
attack of borborygmus lately.  That'll shut them up.

So what exactly is borborygmus?

It's stomach rumble or commonly called stomach growling when you
are hungry.

Technically it's the rumbling sounds made by the movement of
gases in the stomach and intestine.

Knowledge is power.

Use it wisely.

Posted: November-03-2005 at 9:27am | IP Logged	Tweet

Sooner or later, you are going to learn, just as I did,
that there is a difference between KNOWING the path and
WALKING the path.

~Morpheus, from The Matrix~

Posted: November-03-2005 at 1:43pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Sometimes in life you have to be like a turtle and stick your neck out to get ahead.

Posted: November-05-2005 at 6:50am | IP Logged	Tweet

The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it.

(I thought this one appropriate after reading another post elsewhere...)

Posted: November-05-2005 at 9:53pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Success is getting what you want.

Happiness is wanting what you get.

~ Dave Gardner ~

Posted: November-06-2005 at 10:25am | IP Logged	Tweet

"If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late."

 -- Mark Twain --

Posted: November-06-2005 at 8:07pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Let us so live life that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."

~ Mark Twain ~

Posted: November-07-2005 at 10:31pm | IP Logged	Tweet

The reason why the Ten Commandments are short and clear is that they were handed down direct, not through several committees. 

Posted: November-08-2005 at 12:54pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Best racing quote I've seen in a while.............

Carl Edwards, on his new celebrity status: "When I have friends come to the track with me, they see me being interviewed or signing autographs, and they just have to laugh. They know where I come from and who I still am."  (www.valvoline.com)

Posted: November-08-2005 at 5:01pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"The cynic is his own worst enemy. It requires far less skill to run a wrecking company than it does to be an architect."

  ~U.S. Andersen~ 

Posted: November-08-2005 at 5:48pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Never burn all your bridges behind you especially the one that can lead you back home.

Posted: November-08-2005 at 11:29pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"If you aren't living on the edge, then you are taking up too much space."

Posted: November-10-2005 at 12:40am | IP Logged	Tweet

In seventeen of His thirty-seven parables, Jesus dealt with property and man's responsibility for using it wisely.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Posted: November-10-2005 at 1:05am | IP Logged	Tweet

When we were young we used to go "skinny dipping," now in our old age we just "chunky dunk."

Posted: November-10-2005 at 8:05am | IP Logged	Tweet

Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "bad hunter." -- Anonymous

Posted: November-10-2005 at 3:34pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants."

~ Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher ~

Posted: November-10-2005 at 10:21pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep." 

-- Carl Sandburg --

Posted: November-11-2005 at 10:08am | IP Logged	Tweet

The man on top of the mountain didn't fall there. --Vince Lombardi

Posted: November-11-2005 at 7:24pm | IP Logged	Tweet

James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our
Constitution" made the following statement:

"We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the
capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all
of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves
according to the Ten Commandments of God."

Posted: November-11-2005 at 10:49pm | IP Logged	Tweet

Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said:

"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation
was founded not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions but on
the Gospel of Jesus Christ".

Posted: November-12-2005 at 8:54am | IP Logged	Tweet

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap
for the favor of the kings of the world.

~Thomas Edison~

Posted: November-13-2005 at 9:04am | IP Logged	Tweet

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." 

-- W.C. Fields --

Posted: November-13-2005 at 9:22pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
 -- Al Gore, Vice President

.........and, just to be fair............

"I love California! I practically grew up in Phoenix." 

 --Dan Quayle, Vice President

Posted: November-13-2005 at 10:31pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" --Will Rogers

Posted: November-15-2005 at 11:31pm | IP Logged	Tweet

What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?

~ Dr. Robert Schuller ~

Posted: November-16-2005 at 3:46pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."  -- Mark Twain 

Posted: November-16-2005 at 11:43pm | IP Logged	Tweet

"I am not young enough to know everything."

--Oscar Wilde--

Posted: November-17-2005 at 6:46am | IP Logged	Tweet

"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

                      ~Bob Hope~

Posted: November-17-2005 at 7:52am | IP Logged	Tweet

Regarding greed.

"Pigs get fat...

...Hogs get butchered"

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